Jolie Darrow, Ceo
Jolie is the founder of this website—she made it all by herself! She’s cool and hot. She recently told the internet that she is the only baby to ever be born from an episode of Wife Swap. Fun fact— she was Phi Beta Kappa in college! What does that mean? Dunno.
Agnes Darrow, VP
Agnes Darrow is a guru in all things marketing and coding and like, finance or whatever. Knows tricks like "Up up up” and “Airbud!”
Scott
This is some guy named scott. I don’t know who he is. But he’s the first picture that came up when I googled “Scott” on public domain images. I figured most companies have someone names scott. So I should too.